There comes a time when you have to choose between turning the page and closing the book.
1 day ago

are we really fucking real right now



does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

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i find it funny that “i like big butts” has always been a well-liked song, but as soon as Nicki Minaj samples it and shows off her amazing ass in a video, suddenly OH MY GOD WHAT A SLUT PUT THAT AWAY

like, it’s okay for a guy to talk about how much he loves butts
but it’s not okay for women to love their own butts

funny how that works

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Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in your car to all the songs you used to listen to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good

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1 day ago


i’m still pissed off about growing up

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1 day ago

Found two baby bats rolling on my deck this morning. I had never seen a baby bat before, thought maybe others hadn’t either
"Because the greatest part of a road trip isn’t arriving at your destination. It’s all the wild stuff that happens along the way."Matthew Fisher on Tamed by Emma Chase (via suspend)

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everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

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99.9% of the people on this website are stupid

i am the 1%

dumbass you mean 0.1%

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1 day ago
Worst Facebook Picture Fails Ever

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1 day ago

God is like "ball is life, my son"


an sentence like this makes me feel uncomfortable

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