you could really fuck with your baby if you get something embarrassing tattooed on the top of their head when they’re born and don’t tell them then they go bald 50 years later like what the fuck
never become a parent
every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags
never microwave a caprisun
what did you do
i microwaved a caprisun
*a single snowflake falls on the ground* shit man no school tomorrow
i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
"Dont say you hate your fam-" No.
"Omg you should love your fami-" No.
"Be grateful they’re your famil-" No.
If you have been bullied, hit, teased, put down, hurt, lied to, or hated by you’re own family; you don’t need to justify how you feel. You dont need to explain yourself. You are allowed to hate a family member or dislike a family member if they’ve given you a reason to.